Picture this… You’re on your 2nd dance lesson. You’ve learned a few moves and you start thinking to yourself “I’ve totally got this down! I know the man is supposed to lead, but I’ve got this!” so you start anticipating the moves…. that makes you a good dancer right? In order to be perfect, you should just take the lead and do the next step! Brilliant idea! Go! Wham… you knee your instructor in the crotch… Just kidding, it wasn’t in the crotch, but our knees did collide and holy shit did it hurt! I’m pretty sure we both had bruises for a solid week. At this point, my instructor…